I am an empty shell. Let me tell you my glorious past…
I received many wounds…
I fought bravely. I will spare you the gorest details.
Mouillettes made of asparagus dipped into yellow heart like spears… Many many aimed at me. None failed !
Arrows made of poisonous mushrooms, dipped into curare, attacked me. What do you mean ? Shimeji dipped into shichimi togarashi 7 spice mix ? That’s as bad, if not worse for an egg.
I was opened and vulnerable.
The evil spoon cracked my shell.
I was a beautiful egg. No ? The prettiest œuf à la coque in Osaka !
I was cooked 5 minutes after boiling because I’m a Japanese egg. Weak French eggs à la coque are boiled 3 minutes. (Weird, no ?) And they give them soft mouillettes made of buttered bread, because they are wimps.
One of my murderers ! My only solace is that cruel criminal died eaten by some gourmande ogress. I feel I got half of my revenge. Now the spoon is alive. Couldn’t she …? No way ? I see.
My advice : never trust a green asparagus !